“💀 ChatGPT's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“👑 Zed is cute and fast, but VS Code is the reigning monarch of code editors, and this 'matchup' was more of a coronation than a competition.”

“🔪 Zed showed up to a sword fight with a letter of the alphabet while VS Code arrived with an entire armory and Microsoft's blessing.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. vs code.”