“💀 ChatGPT's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. vs code.”

“🔫 Zed showed up to a gunfight with a butter knife—beautiful ambition, zero market penetration, while VS Code casually dominates the entire development world like it barely even tried.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. vs code barely survived.”