“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. zurich barely survived.”

“"OK SO HERE'S THE THING—" 😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. zurich barely survived.”

“🏦 Geneva takes it because Zurich's only cultural export is convincing people that expensive chocolate and watches require a PhD to appreciate, while Geneva just quietly hosts every important organization on Earth and doesn't brag about it.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. zurich.”